validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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sassysouthernmess:

letgodbaby:

True love

dirtroadswhiskeydreams

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

posted 3 days ago with 98,421 notes via: crrocs (©: celsisus)

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

posted 4 days ago with 246,291 notes via: crrocs (©: coolscar)

darthtulip:

7/18/14: Jonathan Toews is sleepy (but not too sleepy to discuss his ambitious plans to Take A Selfie with an enraptured audience) [X]
ETA: Fixed the text a little. Many, many thanks to pksubbans for figuring out what Tazer was saying in the first GIF! ♥
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