rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

pricecrosbytoews:

newest speech from the whitehouse

tj-oshies:

honestly why did I ever like the hawks

3messylights:

I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life.” - Mindy Kaling

my kind of music

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franson:

this is the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen

theuppitynegras:

girls who wear a little makeup

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girls who wear too much makeup

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girls who wear no makeup

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girls who let other girls live

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girls who gotta hate on other girls that’s tryna mind their business

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★     LANAWINTIRS