• grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80

lms if u the hoe sibling

i-do-play-drums:

if i dont end up dating a 6ft indie band member who mainly wears leather jackets then whats the point

juliettesandleitner:

august 12, 2014

new york city was extra cloudy and picturesque today

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

probably your worst flaw

aloniall:

zodiac—signs:

Aries: selfish
Taurus: stubborn
Gemini: flaky
Cancer: whiny 
Leo: egoistical 
Virgo: judgmental 
Libra: lazy
Scorpio: manipulative
Sagittarius: foolish
Capricorn: opportunistic 
Aquarius: neurotic
Pisces: lost

What’s black and white and always hungover?

★     LANAWINTIRS